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Starky
25th February 2004, 03:34 AM
Wee Jock was burstin for a riddle marie so he dives into the nearest loo, he sidles up next to this big black fella, Jock cannae help but notice the size o' the guy's manhood, the fella tells Jock that if he ties a brick roon the end of his German helmet for two hours every night he will get the same results.

A couple of weeks later Jock bumps into the big fella again and he asks Jock if he's had any success and Jock replied "Aye it's no got any bigger but it's definately turning black".