following on from BS Blonde Joke here is another one kinda.

[Scottie]

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/374/image001bp0.jpg





Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check:D

[sedgie]

:d :d :d :d

[Mini Ecosse]

Aye very good :) :)

[The Dogfather]

Aye very good :) :)

She has to lean on the tree to keep herself upright. Not that she'd fall on her face mind.

[AndyP & Lenore]

She has to lean on the tree to keep herself upright. Not that she'd fall on her face mind.

Bounce right back up.;)

[The Dogfather]

Twin airbags.....

[AndyP & Lenore]

Twin airbags.....

lol.

Seriously though.... how does a frame like that support a chest like that? Hold on, let me go ask Lenore how she does it.:confused:

A.:D

[AndyP & Lenore]

OK. I asked her.

The ringing in my ears and the red hand print on the side of my face should fade by morning.:p

A.:D

[RyanK]

:D :D

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