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Starky
24th February 2004, 01:59 AM
Bill Gates bumps into Hugh Grant at a hollywood bash, Bill says to Hugh "I seen some snaps of Divine Brown lately, I wouldn't mind getting it on with her".

Hugh advises Bill "since our incident her price has hit the roof".

Bill insists on Hugh giving him her phone no., telling Hugh price is no object, Hugh relents at this giving Bill the no. and he subsequently sets up the date.

They meet and after the biz., Bills lying in ecstasy moaning "Goddammit...now I know why you call yourself Divine".

She replies, "thanks Bill, now I know why you chose the name..........Microsoft" :D