Big Gordy
21st November 2007, 12:39 PM
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f***** break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a s---head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care.
I came into town by bus. !!!
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.......It's important at my age..........
:D
I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f***** break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a s---head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care.
I came into town by bus. !!!
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.......It's important at my age..........
:D