Friday Funny

[Big Gordy]

Teacher to class. 'Right class today is Thursday, so we're going to have
a general knowledge quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can have
Friday off and not come back until Tuesday.'
Jocky thinks 'Brill ahm ace at ma general knowledge!'
Teacher - 'Right class, who can tell me who said. "Dont ask what your
country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."
Jocky shoots up his hand.
Teacher looking round, 'Yes Jeremy.'
Jeremy - (In English accent) 'Yes Miss. The answer is J F Kennedy in his
inauguration speech 1960.'
Teacher - 'Very good Jeremy. You may come back on Tuesday.'
NEXT THURSDAY COMES AROUND, AND JOCKY IS EVEN MORE DETERMINED
Teacher - 'Who said, "We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight
them in the air, we will fight them at sea. But we will never surrender."
Jocky shoots up his hand shouting 'I KNOW!'
Teacher looking round, 'Yes Timothy.'
Timothy (In posher English accent ) - 'Yes Miss, the answer is Winston
Churchill, Battle of Britain speech 1941'
Teacher - 'Very good Timothy, you may come back on Tuesday.'
THE FOLLOWING THURSDAY COMES AROUND AND JOCKY IS VERY VEXED
Teacher - 'Who said. "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Jocky, JUMPIMG UP AND DOWN WITH BOTH HANDS UP, YELLING 'I KNOW!'
Teacher, looking round the class, 'Yes Rupert.'
Rupert, in frightfully plummy English accent, 'Yes miss that was Neil
Armstrong, 1967, the first moon landing.'
Teacher - 'Very good Rupert you may come back on Tuesday.'
Jocky, who has lost the plot blurts out, 'WHERE THE F**K DID ALL
THESE ENGLISH C**NTS COME FROM?!?!?!'
TEACHER, looking round the class, 'Who the hell said that?!!!!'
Jocky, standing back up, 'Bonnie Prince Charlie, Culloden, 1745.
SEE YA TUESDAY!!

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