Mini Martyn
19th February 2004, 08:11 PM
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of
paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room,
strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is
it?",
calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can
come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice t!ts," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of
paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the
door of the room,
strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is
it?",
calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can
come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice t!ts," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"