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vintageb3
11th October 2007, 07:45 PM
Archie was preparing for his wedding...and was telling his good friend and best man Jock all about the proceedings.

"Aye Jock...the church is awe booked like....and the hotel for the reception is booked...caterer is sorted...band is paid for. Kilts are all set up from the hire place too."

Jock asks "Kilts???...what's the tartan?"

Archie answers "Oh...she's just wearing white"

;)

mark

N12 JLK
11th October 2007, 08:22 PM
:) thats better, , keep it up and I may have a giggle;)