A Womans Poem

[sedgie]

A WOMAN'S POEM


He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.



He said my biscuits were too hard...



Not like his mother used to make.



I didn't perk the coffee right



He didn't like the stew,



I didn't mend his socks



The way his mother used to do.



I pondered for an answer



I was looking for a clue.



Then I turned around and smacked the **** out of him...



Like his mother used to do

[vintageb3]

I spent all my courting days taking home girls to meet the folks.

My Mother hated all of them....:(

I finally found one my Mum liked!...in fact she did everything the way my Mum did...she cooked the same...ironed the same...even spoke the same!

She was just like my Mother!:D

My Dad hates her though!:eek: :D

(Ronnie Barker RIP)

[vintageb3]

A woman only needs the company of 4 animals for a totally fulfilled & satisfied life…..

A Jaguar in her garage

A mink in her closet

A Stallion in her bed

And a stupid Ass to pay for it all !!!!!

:eek: