The Worlds Going To End!!!!

[Big Col]

Some random bedroom bound plastic mac wearing conspiracy theorist on the internet that, for reasons passing understanding, I place in a position of intellectual authority and believe they have knowledge of global terrorist activities despite the fact their Mum doesn't even let them leave the house, says that all the elephants in the world are going to be implanted with mind control devices by the ghost/zombie/reanimated corpse/still alive Osama Bin Liner to all go to America and stand in one spot thereby causing the earth to rotate differently on it's axis and sending it spinning into the sun

I believe them 'cos I'm simple, easily led and am incapable or rational thought!!! Everyone say your goodbyes!!!!!!

<waits patiently for Andy and Shaz to waste their time trying to change my opinion with rational and sensible arguments despite the fact I'm blethering keech and nothing they try to say to me will make me any less of a spud>

[Gismo]

So, where's the safest place to be to guarantee the maximum lifespan :rolleyes:

[vintageb3]

Some random bedroom bound plastic mac wearing conspiracy theorist on the internet that, for reasons passing understanding, I place in a position of intellectual authority and believe they have knowledge of global terrorist activities despite the fact their Mum doesn't even let them leave the house, says that all the elephants in the world are going to be implanted with mind control devices by the ghost/zombie/reanimated corpse/still alive Osama Bin Liner to all go to America and stand in one spot thereby causing the earth to rotate differently on it's axis and sending it spinning into the sun

I believe them 'cos I'm simple, easily led and am incapable or rational thought!!! Everyone say your goodbyes!!!!!!

<waits patiently for Andy and Shaz to waste their time trying to change my opinion with rational and sensible arguments despite the fact I'm blethering keech and nothing they try to say to me will make me any less of a spud>

The very same thing happened to me last week on the way to the shops...

But!...at least Iceland had a buy one...get one free on;) :confused: :confused: :rolleyes: :D

mark

[Smurf]

Col - whatever you are drinking... can I have some? :p :D

[Wul]

surely the same thing happens during the trades fortnight? :p and we're still here ;o)

[AndyP & Lenore]

Pmsl. :D :D :D

Alan, surely the more appropriate question here is.... Where is the best place to get a nice bronzed tan? before we all burn up of course.

[Burple]

Some random bedroom bound plastic mac wearing conspiracy theorist on the internet that, for reasons passing understanding, I place in a position of intellectual authority and believe they have knowledge of global terrorist activities despite the fact their Mum doesn't even let them leave the house, says that all the elephants in the world are going to be implanted with mind control devices by the ghost/zombie/reanimated corpse/still alive Osama Bin Liner to all go to America and stand in one spot thereby causing the earth to rotate differently on it's axis and sending it spinning into the sun

I believe them 'cos I'm simple, easily led and am incapable or rational thought!!! Everyone say your goodbyes!!!!!!

<waits patiently for Andy and Shaz to waste their time trying to change my opinion with rational and sensible arguments despite the fact I'm blethering keech and nothing they try to say to me will make me any less of a spud>


Naw Naw Naw.. Hud on a mo Big yin... that can't be true, cos the American televangelists are telling us the Rapture is coming, and any non believers will be left behind when the time comes and the earth turns into a burning big jobbie of flame and torure, so Osama and the Terrists can't win cos the Americans are right and everyone else is wrong cos some fruit-loop preacher says so, cos they're god is harder than Osama's god, shutup SHUTUP HE JUST *IS* alright, and they're terrorism is for the *RIGHT* reasons and if you don't believe them they'll kidnap you and lock you away to prove it...
Don't listen the lanky streak o' p!sh, Come with me if you want to live! get to da choppa!!
Adriiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ne.................

[The Dogfather]

Idiots, the world ended ages ago, at least for humans. This is just a virtual world to keep your mind occupied so you body can be used as a battery. I saw it on a documentry a few years back...........

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[AndyP & Lenore]

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Which was your favourite Matrix film?:D

[Burple]

Which was your favourite Matrix film?:D


There can be only One!!!!!!!!!!


...ooh.. hold on.. wrong franchise ;););):D:D

[duncan]

Which was your favourite Matrix film?:D

1 of course. I refuse to acknowledge there was a third.

[markyc]

Do you need to be p!shed out your mind to give any serious thought to what those loony tune internet theorists come up with !! Hang on I know what it is they are the ones that are p!shed :eek: :D ;)

Matrix film 1 for me - by far the best ;)

[AndyP & Lenore]

1 of course. I refuse to acknowledge there was a third.

Too true.;) Even the second one had my head in a spin.:rolleyes:

A.:D