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miniminx
13th September 2007, 09:18 AM
1) Did you fart? Cuz ya blew me awa.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz your pure special.

3) Mah Love fur you is like diarrhea. I canny hudd it in.

4) Di ye huv a library cerd? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yur pants? Cuz I can see ma sel in em.

6) If you wurr a tree and I was a Squirrel, I'd store mah nuts in yerhole.

7) You might no be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman -'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I know I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I kin make yur bed-rock.

10) I canny find mah puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went intae this cheap motel room.

11) Yur puss reminds me of a wrench... Every time I think of it ma nuts pure tighten up.

:)

Mini Ecosse
13th September 2007, 10:22 AM
Xcellent :D :D

FergusM
13th September 2007, 11:28 AM
Classic...

monkimagic
13th September 2007, 12:44 PM
:D :D :D Nice one :D :D :D

RyanK
13th September 2007, 12:58 PM
Like it .. Like it!

Burple
13th September 2007, 02:31 PM
:d:d:d:d:d:d

stoney
13th September 2007, 04:12 PM
:D :D :D :D lol