Burple
9th February 2004, 11:39 PM
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very
pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a
new girl had started working there. Her name was Claire-Lee and she was
absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with Claire-Lee and after
a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But this
guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Claire-Lee while he
was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing
left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get it on with Claire-Lee.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself
to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank Lorraine
slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she
drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off
smiling and singing...
"I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone"
(think of the song, it takes a minute.) :D
pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a
new girl had started working there. Her name was Claire-Lee and she was
absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with Claire-Lee and after
a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But this
guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Claire-Lee while he
was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing
left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get it on with Claire-Lee.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself
to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank Lorraine
slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she
drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off
smiling and singing...
"I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone"
(think of the song, it takes a minute.) :D