old ones r the best ones!

[CooperTrooper]

:D :D :D

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says,
"My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our
next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my
dad says it will take the contagious."

[PACMAN]

oh dear :D

[AndyP & Lenore]

lol.:D

and some more lolololol's to keep the damned posting engine happy. still having to put more than 10 characters in a post.:rolleyes:

[Sweeney]

Any excuse to spam andy eh, *tuts* :rolleyes:

[Gismo]

Or how about "Fascinate"

I've got a jacket at home that has nine buttons............but i can only fasten 8 :eek:
I'll get ma coat

[AndyP & Lenore]

Or how about "Fascinate"

I've got a jacket at home that has nine buttons............but i can only fasten 8 :eek:
I'll get ma coat

Which coat is that? The one with 8 or 9 buttons.:D

I'll get mine too.

A.;)

[vintageb3]

Reminds me of Betty...the woman who kept on going on about her husband and the shipping company he worked for.

Every two minutes she would go On and On and ON!!!! about her husband and his employer.

Jane her next door neighbour had to listen to this everytime she hung out the washing...she was ready to snap!...but always tried remain cool and calm.

Anyway...Jane's husband managed to get a new job with Salvasson...again a shipping agent....and she thought...at last...I have something in common with Betty next door!

So as Jane was hanging out her washing she said to Betty : "Oh...by the way...Billy has managed to get a new job...its with Salvasson!"

At that...the overbearing Betty said: "Oh..my husband works for Cunard!"

At this Jane snapped and said "Oh I've had enough of you...my man works ****'in hard as well!"

Bucket of fish

mark

[Sweeney]

For the last company picnic, management decided that due to liability issues , we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.

I was sacked for ordering the cups.....
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A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the
measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says
There’s a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher.
“Anyone else?"

Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent,
"Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my
Dad says it will take the contagious."