john
29th March 2003, 03:47 AM
A farm hand was out checking fences in his four-wheel drive when he hit a
pig.
He radioed the farm for advice.
"The pig is stuck in the bullbar and still alive but kicking and squealing
so much I can't get it free" he said.
"Okay," said the farmer. "In the back of the 4x4 there's a .303. Put it up
to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes
all limp you'll be able to get it off the bullbar and throw it into
thebushes."
About 45 minutes later the farm hand called in again:
"I did what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp and
I got it out of the bullbar, no problem. But I still can't go on."
"Why not?" asked the farmer "What's the problem?"
"Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch"
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pig.
He radioed the farm for advice.
"The pig is stuck in the bullbar and still alive but kicking and squealing
so much I can't get it free" he said.
"Okay," said the farmer. "In the back of the 4x4 there's a .303. Put it up
to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes
all limp you'll be able to get it off the bullbar and throw it into
thebushes."
About 45 minutes later the farm hand called in again:
"I did what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp and
I got it out of the bullbar, no problem. But I still can't go on."
"Why not?" asked the farmer "What's the problem?"
"Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch"
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