sedgie
17th May 2007, 11:20 PM
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes
across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks
up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has
been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three
wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows he's in a bedroom in a
mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes
love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet – he
looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then there's a knock at the door.
He answers it and standing there are two persons
dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him
outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a
limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their
hoods; its the two blonde genies. One blonde genie
says to the other one," I can understand the first
wish having all these beautiful women in a big
mansion to make love to. I can also understand him
wanting to be a millionaire, but why he wanted to
be hung like a black man is beyond me."
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes
across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks
up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has
been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three
wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows he's in a bedroom in a
mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes
love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet – he
looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then there's a knock at the door.
He answers it and standing there are two persons
dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him
outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a
limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their
hoods; its the two blonde genies. One blonde genie
says to the other one," I can understand the first
wish having all these beautiful women in a big
mansion to make love to. I can also understand him
wanting to be a millionaire, but why he wanted to
be hung like a black man is beyond me."