Big Gordy
5th February 2004, 01:18 AM
"Father, it has been one month since my last
confession. I have had sex withÂ*F@nny Green every
week for the last month."Â*
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out
and say three HailÂ* Mary's."Â*
Soon after, another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last
confession. I have had sex withÂ*F@nny Green twice a
week for the last two months."Â*
This time the priest questions, "Who is F@nny Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail
Mary's."Â*
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to
deliver his sermon, aÂ* gorgeous, tall woman enters the
sanctuary. All the men's eyes fall upon her, asÂ* she
slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in
front of the priest.Â* Her dress is green and very
short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.Â* The
priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the
matching green shoes andÂ* dress sits with her legs
slightly spread apart.Â*
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is
that F@nny Green?"Â* And the bug-eyed altar boy
replied, "No, I think it's just the reflection.
Boom boom :p:D:approve:Â*
confession. I have had sex withÂ*F@nny Green every
week for the last month."Â*
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out
and say three HailÂ* Mary's."Â*
Soon after, another man enters the confessional.
"Father, it has been two months since my last
confession. I have had sex withÂ*F@nny Green twice a
week for the last two months."Â*
This time the priest questions, "Who is F@nny Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail
Mary's."Â*
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to
deliver his sermon, aÂ* gorgeous, tall woman enters the
sanctuary. All the men's eyes fall upon her, asÂ* she
slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in
front of the priest.Â* Her dress is green and very
short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.Â* The
priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the
matching green shoes andÂ* dress sits with her legs
slightly spread apart.Â*
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, "Is
that F@nny Green?"Â* And the bug-eyed altar boy
replied, "No, I think it's just the reflection.
Boom boom :p:D:approve:Â*