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vintageb3
12th May 2007, 11:16 AM
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!

Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the
morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle.
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry
on
with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead

mark:D

vintageb3
12th May 2007, 11:32 AM
Actually this reminds me of something similer that happened to me...

We had just been watersking many moons ago before I had sent away for the mail order fat belly.

The boat was back on the trailer and ready to go and I was taking off my wetsuit at the front of my Mark 2 Escort van:) :cool:

I looked down and there was a stream of water coming out from under the front of the van.

Obviously I was concerned...so I ripped off my suit....reached down and put my fingers in the water. It was warm...and being away from the van for a hour or so....I thought it could be a cooling system leak! Next I had a quick smell of the water. It did smell of something...but i couldn't place the smell.

So I dropped to the ground to have a look under the van....only to see a massive German Shepherd putting down his leg after urinating on the back wheel:eek:

If you think this was funny...just think how funny it was for my Dad who was standing a distance away and could see myelf and the German Shepherd!

Luckily enough...I didn't taste the water!

And beofre you ask....The German Shepherd was a dog!

mark

Clare1
12th May 2007, 02:10 PM
Hahaha!! Brilliant!! Nice one :D :p

stoney
12th May 2007, 02:48 PM
:D :D :D :D 2nd one is funny

AndyP & Lenore
12th May 2007, 03:22 PM
Both very funny. And believable.

A.:D

Burple
13th May 2007, 06:57 PM
Lol.. nice one :D

Reminds me of my mate at a Donnington Monsters of Rock a few years back..
People lobbing plastic bottles over the crowd.. some with liquid in them...

He gets spalshed, and in his own words..
"eww.. LOOKS like p!ss... Ewwww... Smells like p!ss..... <rubs fingers on jacket and tastes> EWWWWWWWWW!!!"

:D:D Whit a plum! :D

Sweeney
13th May 2007, 07:13 PM
So... What was it!?!?!? :confused:

;) :D