Big Gordy
30th January 2004, 08:15 PM
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth.Â*The doctor came in and informed the dad that his son was bornÂ*without torso, arms or legs. The son was just a head! But the dadÂ*loved his son and raised him as well as he could, with love andÂ*compassion. After 18 years, the son was old enough for his firstÂ*drink. Dad took him to the bar, tearfully told the son he was proudÂ*of him and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.Â*With all the bar patron looking on curiously and the bartenderÂ*shaking his head in disbelief, the boy took his first sip ofÂ*alcohol. Swoooosh! A torso popped out!Â*The bar was dead silent; then burst into a whoop of joy. TheÂ*father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patronsÂ*chanted, "Take another drink"!Â*The bartender still shook his head in dismay.Â*Swoooosh! Two arms popped out.Â*The bar went wild.Â*The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again.Â*The patrons chanted, "Take another drink"!Â*The bartender ignored the whole affair.Â*By now the boy was getting tipsy, and with his new hands heÂ*reached down, grabbed his drink and guzzled the last of it.Â*Swoooosh! Two legs popped out.Â*The bar was in chaos.Â*The father fell to his knees and tearfully thanked God.Â*The boy stood up on his new legs and stumbled to the left....Â*then to the right .... right through the front door, into theÂ*street, where a truck ran over him and killed him instantly.Â*The bar fell silent. The father moaned in grief.
The bartender sighed and said...
(wait for it)
"That boy should have quit while he was a head!"
:p:D:approve:
The bartender sighed and said...
(wait for it)
"That boy should have quit while he was a head!"
:p:D:approve: