sedgie
24th February 2007, 01:43 AM
A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband. "I look horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my
backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size."
Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so old and ugly . . . can you please at least pay me one compliment?"
The husband Nigel replies.....
"Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's f*cking spot on!!"
backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size."
Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so old and ugly . . . can you please at least pay me one compliment?"
The husband Nigel replies.....
"Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's f*cking spot on!!"