sedgie
20th February 2007, 05:01 AM
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because she and her fellow residents are all one sandwich short of a picnic they tolerate each other.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Mad
Mike stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?" Ethel fished around n handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William
popped insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer mat and held it up to
him.
William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers
Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable (for his age) erection in his hand.
"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because she and her fellow residents are all one sandwich short of a picnic they tolerate each other.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Mad
Mike stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that thing?" Ethel fished around n handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William
popped insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer mat and held it up to
him.
William nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers
Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very sizeable (for his age) erection in his hand.
"Oh, no!" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"