Gismo
15th January 2007, 02:36 PM
Two guys from Dundee sitting in the office chatting, when this girl passes them going to the toilet.
Tam says "I think she's nice"
Wullie mate "well nip over and give her the patter"
Tam "the patter?"
Wullie mate "aye the patter"
Tam "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls"
Wullie "F**k's sake its easy, all you have to say is "hello" and she will say "hello" back, then say "it's a nice day isn't it", and she will say "Yes it is"
Then you say "but not half as nice as you!"
Then she will say "Oh thank you"
Then the patter will just flow"
Wullie "look there she coming back out, go and give it a go"
So nervously off he goes re-running the patter in his head.
He walks up and says "Hello"
She says "Hello"
He says "It's a nice day isn't it?"
She says "Yes it is"
He says "but not half as nice as you"
She says "Oh thank you"
A Few seconds of uneasy silence............
Then he says............
"Been for a s***e then?"
Tam says "I think she's nice"
Wullie mate "well nip over and give her the patter"
Tam "the patter?"
Wullie mate "aye the patter"
Tam "I don't know any patter I've never found it easy to talk to girls"
Wullie "F**k's sake its easy, all you have to say is "hello" and she will say "hello" back, then say "it's a nice day isn't it", and she will say "Yes it is"
Then you say "but not half as nice as you!"
Then she will say "Oh thank you"
Then the patter will just flow"
Wullie "look there she coming back out, go and give it a go"
So nervously off he goes re-running the patter in his head.
He walks up and says "Hello"
She says "Hello"
He says "It's a nice day isn't it?"
She says "Yes it is"
He says "but not half as nice as you"
She says "Oh thank you"
A Few seconds of uneasy silence............
Then he says............
"Been for a s***e then?"