Big Gordy
16th January 2004, 10:41 PM
An eighteen year-old Glaswegian girl goes to see her mum and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl,and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores,2 townhouses,a beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a £1,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and GBP500,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time,places
a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,"You'll ride her again!!!"
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl,and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores,2 townhouses,a beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a £1,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and GBP500,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage..."
At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time,places
a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,"You'll ride her again!!!"