Gismo
12th January 2007, 05:55 PM
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, where in the hell have you been?
Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo.
A tattoo? she frowned, what kind of tattoo did you get?
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head in disdain.
Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
Well,
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want! :I
Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo.
A tattoo? she frowned, what kind of tattoo did you get?
I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly.
What the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head in disdain.
Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?
Well,
One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want! :I